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sticks and stones 

may break my bones
but chains
and
whips
excite
me

this blog is hilarious

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80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
pewdiepieconfessions: Confession by: Anon

nishibi:

BUT YOU ARE PERFECT Mr CHAIR!!